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Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
"Lets all put our phones down and talk with each other.." - Someone who has run out of phone battery.
I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
Ohh sh!t, my b!tch button is stuck.
It`s too bad parallel lines never meet because they have so much in common.
This jar of peanut butter says "may contain nuts" on it. Remember when survival of the fittest was a thing? Good times.
Whenever I hear someone say “STOP” my brain says “Hammer Time”
Can`t they just make a "Poke infinity" button?
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
I`d rather be someone`s shot of whiskey than everyone`s cup of tea.