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Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
One of the greatest things about owning a dog is how happy they are to see you even though you just stepped out of the house for 30 seconds.
Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
You might call it ‘whipped.’ I call it `guy who’s getting laid.’
Just so you know, when you repeat what you just said I won`t be listening then either.
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
"Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation.
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…
The exam hall is the only place on the earth where everyone is desperate for teamwork..
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.