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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
I`ve had like 10 red bulls, so of course I`m vacuuming the front yard.
Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
Just found out What the Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
When I say I like to travel, I really just mean I like to get drunk in different places.
If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I`m going to visit.
What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger... except for lions, lions will definitely kill you.
Just remember, outside of that beautiful slim bride on her wedding day there’s a fat woman just waiting to get in.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b