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I feel like a piece of corn in the digestive tract of life ~ I`m going through a lot of crap but I`m sure I`ll come out whole.
Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you`re not.
If you watch the Twilight movies backwards, Kristen Stewart still can`t act.
I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she`s always there, 10 paces ahead of me...
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
Do people with cats not know about dogs?
I want the job of placing pepperoni slices on frozen pizzas, because clearly whoever has it is now has problems.
Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
Its Friday ... my body is in for a much-needed drinking session