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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
A sure fire way to lose an afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says "come on it will only take a half hour to fix"
Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
My new years resolution was to lose 30 lbs by the end of summer... I`ve only got 40 lbs to go.
I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
“Grandbrother” sounds much cooler than uncle.
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
Confession #156: I always prepare myself before stepping on the escalator
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
I just threw up my weekend.
Why is it always the same person getting in your way from start to checkout at the grocery store?
Whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there.