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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
Fact: 96% of all arguments end with somebody saying “Google that shit!”
The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
The weekend is just a bittersweet memory.... I won`t cry because it`s over, I`ll smile because for a few miles they believed I was the real bus driver.
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.
The nice thing about being a guy is your underwear only costs $10 for a 3-pack.
If being lazy paid, damn dude I must be a billionaire.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
Why do single women take dating advice from other single women? That`s like Stevie Wonder giving driving directions to Ray Charles.
I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they`re going to be talking.
I want to sleep tighter
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...