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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
I just burned 1200 calories! I forgot about the pizza in the oven.
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
Karma may "work" but I think that bitch takes a lot of days off
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don`t think they`re ugly or something.