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Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don`t know how to play chess.
No, Iām not funny. Iām just really mean and everyone thinks Iām joking.
I`ve started to make a fresh start in 2015, so if I owe you money, too bad.
It`s bad luck to be superstitious.
If I`m guilty of anything, it`s loving too much. And several outstanding speeding tickets. But mostly loving too much.
I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
Be nice to nerds. You`ll probably be working for them one day
Took my 3rd self-defense class, so if anyone feels like attacking me straight on, very slowly, w/ a fake knife in their right hand, BRING IT
I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
My haters only have one advantage over me. They can kiss my a$$, I can`t.
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
I`m gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed.