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What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?
I don`t hate you, I`m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
When in darkness, pray. If you pray and nothing happens, I think it is the high time you paid your electricity bill.
Got tasered at speed dating again.
Hi you`ve reached my voicemail,,, Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn`t be done over text
I got a new marker today that smells like grapes. Thats why I`ve been so quiet.
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i`m pretty sure they`re hallucinations.
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?