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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
This day needs more tomfoolery!
There may be no excuse for laziness, but Iām still looking.
Don`t just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair
The police never think its as funny as you do.
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
Are there actually people who get out of the shower to pee? I want to meet them.
You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here`s a plastic sack of my breath"
I repaired my blow up doll with superglue.....that was an awkward trip to the emergency room (<>..<>)
You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.