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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I will kill you."
I`m a bad multitasker and even a questionable monotasker
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
If anybody out there happens to have my voodoo doll, can u please scratch my balls. I happe to be in a public place at the moment.
Don`t, under any circumstance, believe I`ll return your Tupperware.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others.
I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.
You get wasted, swear to much, and your morals are questionable. You`re everything I`m looking for in a friend.
Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.