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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I`m 100% behind you.
I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
Size does matter ... When ordering a pizza
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
You know you`ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
Iām not always rude. Sometimes Iām sleeping.