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Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
If everyone would stop screaming, I`m sure we`d all agree I`m not supposed to be in this women`s restroom.
If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to "single" and wait 5 minutes.
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Damn…I’m having an out of money experience.
Sex, do it for the kids.
apparently telling my girlfriend her acuracy is as high as a magic 8 ball wasn`t a good idea.
If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don`t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
every woman iz beautuful n her unique way, smtimz it needs sm amount of alcohol to see with