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wonders how you can knock sense into someone when you`re beating them senseless?
Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
Of course women dont fart. They never shut up long enough to build up pressure
There are dozens of different flavors of ramen noodles, but they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
People: What a bunch of bastards!
Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you’re an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.
You know someone has a drinking problem when they go to the bar at 5pm, you know you have a drinking problem when you`re already there.
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
If you`re "just sayin", then just shut the hell up.