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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.
I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
"Hey homie!" - How I greet my house whenever I arrive.
Sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.` ... what, am I supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
A day without sunshine is like, you know... night
The fact that you don’t find me amazing doesn’t bother me at all, it just confirms what I have suspected all along; that you have bad taste.
Today I saw a girl with the word "Anel" on her butt. I was like, woah..it`s supposed to say "Anal"..it`s spelled wrong then I realized it was supposed to say "Angel". The G was stuck in her a$$crack