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Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
Holy sh*t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
I know I`ve had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally