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There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life`s face to find she has deflated in the night.
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
I worry about the future because I know my friends that are teachers.
One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
Learned today that it`s about 12 min after realizing there`s no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are.
Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
The only reason I keep my land line is for the eventuality that this is The Matrix.
I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I’m delicious but damn.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies.
Fun thing to do #48: Spice up your food delivery order by ending the call with "And NO cops!"
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.