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For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck they should at least send me a picture of the broke ass family I support to hang on my fridge.
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people think you`re stupid.
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
lol I rotfl
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
I`m happy that my grandma thinks that a iPad is for wet and leaking eyes
Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
If Eve sacraficed the whole human race for Apple, I wonder what she would have done for a Klondike Bar?
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"?
Life`s tough. It`s tougher if you`re stupid...
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.