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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
Karaoke bars combine two of the worlds greatest evils—people who shouldn`t drink with people who shouldn`t sing.
I haven`t been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn`t lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I`ve told to cops.
When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think “you dirty bastard”.
If I ever get real rich, I hope I`m not mean to poor people, like I am now.
Don`t do drugs. Become a Pop star and they give `em to you FOR FREE!
The only complaint I have about being married is being married.
Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
Go home Polar Vortex....yer drunk.
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
It’s people that give drinking a bad name.
I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move.