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My driver`s side window stopped working,,,, So yeah,, I`m probably gonna starve to death..
I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
Million dollar idea: Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you`re up.
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
If a bra is called an `Over the shoulder bolder holder,` then would you call men`s underwear `Under the butt nut hut?`
I have Beer.
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
L`oréal`s mascara makes your lashes 60% longer? Wow! They should make condoms.
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
Time to be an adult and give up my bath time rubber ducky. I´m upgrading to the tugboat!
Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I`d probably give up.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?