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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
Cashiers are always checking me out.
Insert coin to view my status message.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
What do they give the person that has everything? antibiotics
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
The problem with diets is pizza.
It`s amazing how much us guys complain about women and then fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth.
Just shaved my legs for the first time since October...just kidding, it`s not warm enough for that yet.
Man I love watching women`s curling in the Olympics. It`s the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me.
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger ... at least one of them anyway.