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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
Ugly people who live in glass houses…shouldn`t live in glass houses.
Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to "I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre."
Hey guy in the car behind me... Honking your horn isn`t going to help me type any faster.
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
I refuse to celebrate Earth Day until Wind & Fire are recognized.
Those days where you don`t take anyone`s sh!t ... Yeah, today is one of those days.
Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?
Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is "limo window partition" between the front and back seat not an option yet?