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I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the pesky word "premeditated " gets thrown around in court.
My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
To-Do List: Nothing [?]
Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $2.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
I just heard a woodpecker call me a `paranoid old weirdo` in morse code.
It`s not "you`re" or "your". It`s mine. It`s all mine, everything is mine!
You ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.