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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... Iยดm looking at Hustler and having a beer.
You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You`re a slut :)
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just donยดt know when.
I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.
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Mondays aren`t so bad... it`s my job that sucks.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
If you`ve lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
Iโd drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day
The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink.