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I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
I made Creme Brulee today. More food should require the use of a blow torch.
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
If I haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you… don’t worry, it’ll happen.
Language is cool because it`s just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
I feel sorry for men who don’t know how to value women. One look at a woman and I know how much she will cost me.
Truthfully, I`d like you all a whole lot better if you were bacon.