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Someone should use screen recording software to record an entire day’s worth of working on spreadsheets and post it to YouTube so that I can play it full screen and pretend like I’m working.
Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I`ve likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off.
Soup of the day: Tequila.
According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging.
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
I want to meet the guy whose complaint led to cashiers asking me if it`s okay if they put the receipt in my bag.
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
when in Rome get naked ;)
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.