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Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
You couldn`t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
I don`t have a drinking problem........I just celebrate everything!!! Like the fact that I have pants on, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
awesome collection!
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......