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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?
Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I`m making you up.
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don`t hit me again officer...
You`re telling me, a chicken fried this rice
Why do we even ask rhetorical questions?
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.
The less you know, the more you think you do.