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I got kicked out of the pool today ... apperently the breaststroke isn`t what I thought it was.
A wise man, will often say nothing
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
It`s 2014 and somehow we still don`t have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy.
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.
I`m not saying I`m out of shape but I just stretched, got winded, and need to lie down
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.