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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
3yo just yelled "face-five!" & slapped his brother in the face. I`m totally using that at work tomorrow.
Guys if a woman shaves hers legs she wants you to touch them..... You just have to make sure she knows You.
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!”
Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
If you are offended by the opinions I express you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
I mean, I don`t even call it a hangover anymore. It`s just morning.
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"
Can you LIKE this status with your elbow? (no cheating)