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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life, where they realize they’re stupid?
I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
The average human uses less than 10 percent of the remote.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Red, Trees Are Red ... F*ck? my gardens on fire!
Alcohol-The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance medicine.
Just printed out 50 copies of today`s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I`m just not in the mood for small talk.
Bacon...need I say more
I saw Tom Hanks and asked for his autograph. He abbreviated it, and it just said "Thanks"
When someone walks away from me shaking their head, I totally agree.
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.
Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.