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The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
It`s so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way up!
All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it`s not just women who won`t marry you.
My hair looks amazing today. I hope I see everybody I hate.
A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.
Any time you feel lonely, remember, its your fault nobody likes you.
The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
Saw a boat with a sign that read "For Sale" so I added the missing "-ing"......Idiots can`t spell...
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.
Just when I think I`m over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
If you step on someone`s foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.