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Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
I made a chicken salad today... The little bastard didn`t even eat it.
Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
The officer said, "you drinking?" I said, "you buying?" then we both laughed and laughed... And now I need bail money.
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You`re welcome
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
I`m reading a book on anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
We need to DETACH from all this technology and live life in the moment. Sent from my iPhone
Iām not brave. Iām just past the age where running is an option.
I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that`s a lot of weed.
The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.
My plans for GTA 5: Beat the crap outta people, Steal a cops gun, Jack a convertible, Rob a bank, Jump off a building, Go to GameStop, Buy GTA 5