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I don`t know what`s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?
I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
you know it`s a good fart when it wakes you from a dead sleep and you pull a butt muscle at the same time.
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
Just once I`d like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do...Without being dragged out being told, "Ma`am, you`re not the bride..."
Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you.