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Texting "Good Morning, Beautiful" will change a girl`s whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.
Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
I accidentally wore green today. And I probably will be drunk later but NOT because it`s St. Patrick`s Day, because it`s Monday.
To-Do List: Nothing [?]
Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
My girlfriend JUST spent the ENTIRE day arguing that she isn`t stubborn.. :|
They keep telling me theres plenty of fish in the sea, but I havent caught one in years, soooo I continue to sit here, holding my rod.
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
AT this stage in my life an ALL NIGHTER JUST means I didn`t have to get up and pee....
is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?