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What does Miley Cyrus have for dinner on Christmas? Twerky :`)
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
I Don’t answer text messages right when I get them so I don’t seem desperate. Then, I forget about them and never respond.
How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout “Heroes in a half shell.” 3) When a girl yells back “Turtle Power,” marry her.
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Some days you`re the Titanic, some days you`re the iceberg, and some days you`re the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down.
Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
At what number beer are you offically not working from home anymore?
Seriousley.. The cuntestents in the 2013 speling beee contast hafe too now no the meening of the werd thay hafe been axed too spell. I coud rock that contast so eesy :))))) eg. The meening of "Easy". Anser: a kids oven
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.