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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
I`ll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn`t just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
If you receive an e-mail that says: ``FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS`` Don`t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
Never call a woman crazy because she will say, "I`m not crazy!" and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.
It scares me when the lights go out and it`s complete darkness. The first thing I think is ... OMG I just went blind!
This century is already 15% over.
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for “real life” they would offer a class called “working with a$$holes”
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.