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If you are hotter than me, wouldn’t that make me cooler than you.
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
Condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she`ll get your paychecks.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry’s in the oven. I’m going to bed.
I`m sorry but, I could not hear you over the sound of my internal hope that you would shut the f*ck up.
Stop complaining about being single!!, we have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds don`t serve breakfast after 10:30 -.-
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
If you`re looking for happiness, walk to your nearest liquor store.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.