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Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
only fights if pillows are present.
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Attention idiots: as you continue to read something clearly addressed to idiots. Idiot.
"Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can`t hit a baseball."
Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
My living room is pretty much a fat camp without rules.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
Good news: I finally got my computer connected to the wireless printer. Bad news: not sure which house I need to go to get my documents.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children.
Vodka: Taking you from a 6 to a 10 in five easy shots