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French people give me the crepes.
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
Have you ever been so hungry you accidentally called someone sandwich?
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
’twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming ... cuz I went into the wrong house.
For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
Relationship status: Are you gonna eat that?
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste
If you`re feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.
Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.
I`ve often wondered: Who the heck is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
I like to finish other people`s sentences because my version is better.