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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
If it`s true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
So far today has been a pretty good day...I haven`t had to bite or hit anyone, yet!!
I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven`t died yet.
"Grapey." -me after every wine at the wine-tasting
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
Lust is not real love and Tombstone is not real pizza, but both are fine when you`re drunk.
"Hey homie!" - How I greet my house whenever I arrive.
what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says "I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)