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My most frequent walk of shame is from one bathroom to the other with the plunger
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, Iām not tired at all.
Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you`ve been wearing the same outfit all week is you.
The monent of triumph when your bag is the first off the plane.
Well aren`t you a f*cking waste of two billion years of evolution.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Alcohol is like laxatives for constipated thoughts. The more you drink, the more sh!t that comes out your mouth.
Save water. Shower with me. ;)
My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message.
Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a sh!t?
Do homeless people get Knock Knock Jokes?
Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.
This day needs more yesterday.