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Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
Word for the day is asstard
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat sh!t crazy to make a point.
Just saw the first duckface of Spring.
They should open a bar and call it "The Gym" so I can be like those annoying people on Facebook who brag about going to the gym every day.
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store clerk asked to come back soon?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything.
Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.
If we all had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?