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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
I`d feel totally comfortable dating a zombie because I`d know she loved me for my brains and not just my body.
In terms of procrastination, I had a very productive day.
PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
´s status message is better than yours
Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom`s wise words: "Don`t pick that up!! You don`t know where it`s been!!"
Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.
finally joined craigs list. who wants to see my junk?
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
You bring the friendship, I`ll bring the benefits.
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.