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President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better.
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
My Boss requested me on facebook. I was like "pssst". If only he knew all the sh*t I post about his ugly @$$.
I totally understand how batteries feel because I`m never included in things either
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
I`m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
I wish I had the balls to be a juggler.
If you loose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
"Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off." -The last thing a lobster thinks.
I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.
I tried counting sheep to get to sleep, but one was missing and now I’m gonna be up all night worrying.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?