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Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
Police officer: Ma`am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I`m just as confused as you are.
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
The correct answer to "How are you?" is "Fine." If you ever stray from that dialogue, please know that nobody gives a sh!t.
Hope you get down and funky on this the day of your birth!!
I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
I don`t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it
Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked.
You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.