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And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
I saw the most beautiful painting at the store the other day … but then I realized it was a mirror.
"Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
It takes balls to be a man.
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed.
Is snaxting a thing? Texting each other pics of your snacks? Cause I feel like I’d be pretty good at that.
Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
Nothing says "I`ve already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public, why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?