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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
I`d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Stretch pants are like Wonder Bras for your butt cheeks
I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
Donald Trump`s hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
A nice kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day