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McDonald’s steps 1) Get really excited about it 2) Eat it 3) Regret eating it 4) Wish you were dead 5) Repeat in a few months
twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
I like them big and fake. ~Me talking about Christmas trees
lol I rotfl
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
Advice of the day: Don`t go trick or treating at the bank. They get freaked out. Especially when it`s not Halloween
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Show some cleavage on bad hair days.
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.
Seeking one night stand. I might need two though, I do have a lot of books.
Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?