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Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
We`re shutdown, but not `stop collecting taxes` shutdown. - the government
I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night!
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here`s a plastic sack of my breath"
I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I`m so glad I don`t drink anymore.
I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!
I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.
When one door closes it`s probably because someone shut it.
What do women want? The opposite of whatever they have.