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Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
Sometimes, I like to stalk random strangers vacation pic`s, and tag myself as one of the people in the background just for laughs.
I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
Boss just announced she is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
Yesterday my Supervisor asked why I was tardy and I said, "I don`t think you`re supposed call people that any more."
Family and Friends - I am FAR too busy to listen to any of your problems or concerns *Googles do penguins go to heaven?*